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I went to the Mall on Monday, so I am better or worse than you

January 24, 2013

Like so many things, this week’s presidential inauguration divided Washingtonians into at least two distinct camps.  There are the trendsetters who attended Inauguration 2009, back when it was, like, still cool to see Barrack Obama being sworn in and wouldn’t deign to venture onto the cold, touron-crowded National Mall this year.  And there are the savvy survivors who spent the day wandering the Mall in the cold with the cranky out of towners and now, like, deserve medals, because they’re hardier than those pansies who stayed home and watched from their couches.  If I had to classify us, I would say that Jason and I fall into both camps, which leaves little to tell you except that we are obviously better than all of you.   Or worse.  I don’t really know how we’re counting. We’re still not nearly as cool as this guy, who wrote a complainatory column about the scarring experience, because its apparently really tough to have seated tickets to a presidential inauguration if you have to encounter the plebeians from Minnesota.

Anyway, it’s once again news that crowds of people actually come to big and important events on the Mall and that we have to shut down Metro stations or ride the train with other people.  If only we lived in New York, Boston, or San Francisco, where the subways are clean and ample and the people few and far between.  If only we were smart enough to know that we wouldn’t be the only ones on the Mall this year . . . or were smart enough to kick off the Minnesotans.  What do they think this is, anyway, a national event?  Why are they even here?

I won’t lie, there are moments in large crowd settings that make me almost lose faith in humanity, but there are also moments that make me feel privileged to be part of such a huge celebration.  I’m not normally a flag waver, but we got free flags on Monday (prob the highlight of Jason’s day, even though they didn’t appear to be from CraigsListFree.  We also got free Pepsi, so it’s a toss-up), and like many of you I heard lots of things on that historic day that were worth waving it at.  And that is a special thing that leaves warm fuzzies in place of the human cattle memories.

Oh, man, we are, like, so patriotic.

Oh, man, we are  so patriotic.

Some of the under-18 set had been quite obviously brought to the Mall by parents who thought they'd appreciate the historical significance later.  This kid may have been too, but he obviously enjoyed himself.

Some of the under-18 set had quite obviously been brought to the Mall by parents who thought they’d appreciate the historical significance later. This kid may have been too, but he enjoyed himself (and the view from Dad’s shoulders was pretty good!).

With pals by the Wash Mon (probably not a cool name, just what I call it)

With pals by the Wash Mon (probably not a cool nickname, just what I call it)

Other than the ceremony itself, one of my favorite parts of inauguration is playing a new game called “Where on the Mall is Anderson Cooper?”  We were lucky to spot the rare Silver Fox in 2009:

Inauguration pics1 012Apparently he was so scarred by his crowd-chasing experience that he decided to take refuge in the CNN tent.  Don’t worry, we still found him:

If you see a tiny dot of white hair, you'll know that it's AC.

If you see a tiny dot of white hair, you’ll see AC.

It was a good day.  It also snowed today, because presidential inauguration years always bring snow (see also:  Snowmaggedon 2010, the year after the last Mall Day).  I wish other years brought snow, too, but I’ll take what I can get.  And it was a great week in terms of school seminars, making connections, learning cool things, and actually getting work done.  What can I say?  Some weeks are just awesome.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. susansevier201 permalink
    January 24, 2013 5:37 pm

    There is a third group — those of us who have lived here long enough to know to leave town. Of course, we do live in the neighborhood…

    • January 28, 2013 10:32 am

      Yeah, y’all are probably in the first group:). We thought about leaving town too, but when Jason realized he couldn’t get anything substantial from renting our house he decided to let it go.

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